'Kids are cute, babies are cute, puppies are cute. The little things are cute. See, nature did this on purpose so that we would want to take care of our young. Made them cute. Tricked us. Then gradually they get older and older, until one day your mother sits you down and says, 'You know, I think you're ugly enough to get your own apartment.'    

~ Cathy Ladman

"To give and not expect return, that is what lies at the heart of love."

"True friends stab you in the front."

~Oscar Wilde

"When angry count to four; when very angry, swear."

"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see, I have friends in both places."

"Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."

~Mark Twain